i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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