Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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