susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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