Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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