He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
After tacos, we're chasing women.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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