Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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