You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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