Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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