just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
please don't ironically join a cult
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