so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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