talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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