i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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