I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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