She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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