I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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