Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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