I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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