Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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