For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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