Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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