so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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