dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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