Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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