Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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