if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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