I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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