I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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