haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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did you just send me my own nude
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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