Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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