I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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