it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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