they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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