I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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