Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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