it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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