Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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