I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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