Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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