If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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