matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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