so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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