So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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