Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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