Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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