it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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