So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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