weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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