Kiss
Puke
4 words: hood of his car
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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