Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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