i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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