btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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