Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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