nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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