I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Boobs are out for the taking
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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